ME vs MY SPOUSE

At least 3 doses of kisses daily is good for couples that still want to have their teeth intact at old age…I lost 3 of my teeth already. I’m sure you know why now!

When husband and wife take each other too seriously, they may eventually end up in ECR where “very serious patients” are referred.

If you are not willing to be part of your spouse’s life journey, you don’t have business getting married in the first instance. And I mean it. Marriage is a lifelong commitment, there is no room for drifting apart.

Marriage is sweet when your spouse is your gossip partner. Ask those who just clocked 70 years in their marriage. Try it today, you will thank me later!

The most believed affirmations or defamations are the ones from our spouse, honestly, we seriously believe our spouse more than anyone else.

Beating your spouse only proves that you are too weak to be married. Strength is not synonymous with violence.

Be nice to your spouse, save his/her face wherever, however. It’s a duty you owe each other. Never wash your dirty linen in the open

Don’t think it strange when you argue with your spouse and never think it is childish to dance around the room with your spouse. Marriage is for fight and for play. It is what it is!

The only place spouses are allowed to disrespect themselves is in bed. Quote me the next time your spouse tries to disrespect you.

If you are not standing by your spouse, you are probably sitting with his/her enemies. You heard me right! There is no other place to stand other than by the side of your spouse.

Marriage is a secret cult. If you are not ready to keep secret, marriage is not for you.

The less you speak to third parties about your marriage, the stronger it gets. Even talking all the time to a pastor about your home is not healthy. If your pastor is married, then his plate is full too, why give him extra plate of trouble? There is nothing couples who submits to God cannot pull and pray through.

Husband and wife should both be partners in crime and in rhymes.

If you are married, whatever you do, your marriage is a priority over every other thing after God. Don’t get it twisted, ministry does not supersede marriage. As a matter of fact, your marriage is your number one ministry. Marriage is where ministry starts.

After God, your number one loyalty should be to your spouse and not to your pastor or your bestie. Your pastor has a spouse, and your bestie has a partner!

In science, opposite attracts, in life, like attracts. Your spouse is your reflection. You married your kind. A dumber can only marry another dumber. Birds of same feather can only flock together

The accusing finger is what destroys most homes.

When husband and wife take each other too seriously, they may eventually end up in ECR where “very serious patients” are referred.

At least 3 doses of kisses daily is good for couples that still want to have their teeth intact at old age…I lost 3 of my teeth already. I’m sure you know why now!

Love can be beautiful and ugly at the same time. Those who are married can tell.

If you are not willing to be part of your spouse’s life journey, you don’t have business getting married in the first instance. And I mean it. Marriage is a lifelong commitment, there is no room for drifting apart.

After God, your number one loyalty should be to your spouse and not to your pastor or your bestie. Your pastor has a spouse, and your bestie has a partner!

Husband and wife should both be partners in crime and in rhymes.

If you are not standing by your spouse, you are probably sitting with his/her enemies. You heard me right! There is no other place to stand other than by the side of your spouse.

The only place spouses are allowed to disrespect themselves is in bed. Quote me the next time your spouse tries to disrespect you.

Marriage is a secret cult. If you are not ready to keep secret, marriage is not for you.

Marriage is sweet when your spouse is your gossip partner. Ask those who just clocked 70 years in their marriage. Try it today, you will thank me later!

The less you speak to third parties about your marriage, the stronger it gets. Even talking all the time to a pastor about your home is not healthy. If your pastor is married, then his plate is full too, why give him extra plate of trouble? There is nothing couples who submits to God cannot pull and pray through.

Love your spouse so much that you make a covenant with God to forgive him/her per second. It’s a hard way but it’s the only way.

If you are married, whatever you do, your marriage is a priority over every other thing after God. Don’t get it twisted, ministry does not supersede marriage. As a matter of fact, your marriage is your number one ministry. Marriage is where ministry starts.

Don’t be so spiritual that you forget or neglect your romantic assignment in your marriage. Romance is a core course in marriage.

Love your spouse enough to trust him/her.

The most believed affirmations or defamations are the ones from our spouse, honestly, we seriously believe our spouse more than anyone else.

Don’t think it strange when you argue with your spouse and never think it is childish to dance around the room with your spouse. Marriage is for fight and for play. It is what it is!

Beating your spouse only proves that you are too weak to be married. Strength is not synonymous with violence.

Be nice to your spouse, save his/her face wherever, however. Its a duty you owe each other. Never wash your dirty linen in the open

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